(PCM) We have come across one of those stories that hilariously almost writes itself. A man from New Jersey, who just so happens to have the last name Bacon, was arrested after a dispute occurred in his home at breakfast time over the last piece of sausage.
It seems that before authorities arrived at the home and arrested Bacon, he had allegedly assaulted another person in the home for consuming the last sausage link. Bacon was charged in simple assault and is currently awaiting his court appearance.
How they are going to get through this case and keep a straight face is beyond me!