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The Big List of No Arms & No Legs Jokes

GeoWA4Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Sally”

Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Lays On Your Porch?
Matt!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Hanging on the Wall?
Art!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Stuck In A Forest Fire?
Bernie!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs In A Quarry?
Rocky!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Holding Down A Railroad Tie?
Spike!
What Do You Call The Electrician With No Arms and No Legs?
Sparky!
What Do You call The Dog With No Arms and No Legs?
It Doesn’t Matter, He Won’t Come!
What Do You Call The Cat With No Arms And No Legs?
Dog Food!
What Do You Call The Creature With No Arms And No Legs Living In a Lake?
A Fish!
What Do You Call A Fish With No Eyes?
A Fsh!
Where would you find a Horse with no arms and no legs?
Right Where You Left Him!
Who is The Guy With No Arms And No Legs In That Same Lake?
Bob!
What Do You call That Same Lake Guy 7 Days Later?
Fish Food!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs With His Torso Just Touching That Lake?
Doc
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Resting On A Podium?
Mike!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Under The Car?
Jack!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs You Found In Your Mailbox?
Bill!
Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Resting On The Beach?
Sandy!
Who is The Girl With One Leg Shorter Than The Other?
Eileen!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Flying Out Of The Ballpark?
Homer!
Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill?
Patty!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Grill With Her?
Frank!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Is Always Open And Honest?
That Would Be Frank Too!
My Friend Philip Just had His Lip Removed.
Now we just call him Phil!
Who is The Guy Who Lost his Arms and Legs in a Meat Grinder?
Chuck!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs On The Pile Of Leaves?
Russell
Who is The Guy With No Feet?
Neil!
Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Catches Butterflies By Herself?
Annette!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting On The Kitchen Shelf?
Herb!
Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs On The Kitchen Shelf With Him?
Pam!
Who is The Other With No Arms and No Legs In The Kitchen, Near The Sink?
Dawn!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Decides How To Divvy Up The Dead Guy’s Stuff?
Will!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs That Got Sick On The Roller Coaster?
Ralph!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Involved With Many Pro and Amateur Sports?
Jim!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs They Keep Dipping In The Water?
Duncan!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Emptied The Tub?
Duane!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Who Helps The President Tell Congress “No”?
Vito!
Who is The Girl With No Arms and No Legs Who Feels Like She’s Practically Worthless?
Penny!
Who is The Guy With No Arms and No Legs Sitting In The Bathroom?
John!
Who is The Wealthiest Guy In The World With No Arms and No Legs?
Rich!

There was a man who got into a car accident. He was rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed…

And the doctor said “He was going to be all right.”

 

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