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Category: Jokes
Did You Hear This One About Andy?
Andy does not have a daughter born in 1989!
Although she claimed to be Andy’s daughter in November of 2013, actress Alexandra Tatarsky is not. Many people claim that he is still interred (buried) at Beth David Cemetery, next to his mother, Janice T. read more
See You Next Wednesday
(aMyth) “See you next Wednesday” was first heard in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. It was said to the astronaut, Frank Poole, by his wife and father, right before Hal killed everybody off. read more
(PCM) Why does it seem that all of the weirdest stories somehow come out of Florida? It must be something in the water down there! A 21-year man named Kiaron Thomas has been charged with posting an obstruction in a roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic after he was caught consuming a full pancake breakfast in the middle of a busy intersection. read more
(PCM) In American folklore if a child is bad, he or she might get a bag of coal on Christmas morning. Let’s be honest every child isn’t on their best behavior around the holiday season. read more
(PCM) Boy, do we love finding these gems via Reddit! A mistakenly printed wedding RSVP card is making viral waves as it hilariously offers up a child as one of the entree choices for an upcoming wedding. read more
(PCM) As many have heard on the news or are currently experiencing themselves, temperatures especially in states such as Minnesota have dropped to well below 10 degrees. Despite the brutally cold weather conditions, some Minnesota residents have decided to have a little fun and let people know that yes, they are literally freezing their pants off! read more
(PCM) Residents in Natomas, California (a suburb of Sacramento) were concerned after they spotted a creepy white van driving around the area with the words “Free Candy” splattered on the side with red paint and what appeared to be bloody hand-prints. read more
(PCM) After the end of a 33-year old marriage, Linda Taylor of Loveland, OH was awarded her home and all of it’s contents in quite a bitter divorce battle with her ex-husband. read more
(PCM) Donald Trump’s hair has always been a topic of debate and discussion over the years. Many question is it real or is it not real? Either way it certainly generates quite a bit of buzz. read more
(PCM) Those of us who are old enough, and perhaps some who shouldn’t be old enough, are aware of just what giving someone the finger actually means. While it is certainly not polite to give a person the finger apparently monkeys are just as offended by the gesture. read more
(PCM) Honestly, when looking at license plate “370H55V” it even took us a few minutes to figure out exactly what was so offensive about it, so it is no surprise that it took the Texas DMV about three years to figure it out. read more
(PCM) April Fools Day may not be for another day, but that did not stop Richard Branson, founder and CEO of Virgin America, from pranking the city of Branson, Missouri. Branson made a post via social media with an announcement that the company would be moving their headquarters to Branson, MO. read more
(PCM) We can only assume that airline ramp workers must get pretty bored, especially in-between flights, so it is no real surprise that Ryanair ramp workers in Dublin, Ireland decided to have a little bit of fun to amuse themselves while out on the tarmac. read more
(PCM) 31-year old Stephen Merrill’s family and friends were left heartbroken and shocked when he passed away unexpectedly earlier this month. There had been no official cause of death listed, so his family and friends came up with the idea to honor his passion for comic books and absurd humor and say that he passed away due to an “uppercut from Batman”. read more
(PCM) The Merrimack Police Department in New Hampshire have hilariously issued an arrest warrant for world-famous groundhog Punxutawny Phil for failing to warn them about just how bad this winter was going to be. read more
(PCM) Aquinas College has officially been put on the map after a video of an April Fool’s day prank pulled on one of the professors has gone completely viral. It has been viewed over 16 million times. read more
