The Baby Eating Statue of Bern

  (aMyth) Completed in 1546, the “Kindlifresserbrunnen” is a fountain in Bern, Switzerland. Translated, the name means “Fountain of the Eater of Little Children”. For nearly 500 years the fountain has been a reminder for the children of Bern to behave, in particular around Switzerland’s Fastnacht, or ”Night of Fasting” festival, during the week after… Read More

Stolen Baby Jesus Statue Head Returned After Artist’s Horrible Replacement Goes Viral

(PCM) It appears that even thieves can have a heart sometimes! The missing head of the baby Jesus statue at Ontario’s Sainte-Anne-des-Pins Catholic Church was mysteriously returned after a local artist’s horrible clay replacement head goes viral on the internet. We are guessing that whomever had possession of the stolen head decided after seeing that monstrosity… Read More

Nude Trump Statues With Questionable Anatomy Are Removed From Five U.S. Cities

(PCM) The underground art movement INDECLINE recently erected statues depicting a overly exaggerated and severely poor endowed naked Donald Trump in five U.S. cities, as part of their “Emperor Has No Balls” art campaign. The statues were designed by an artist named Joshua “Ginger” Monroe for INDECLINE, which is an anonymous art collective.  The statues… Read More

‘Seagull Cinderella’s’ Massive ‘Assets’ Are Stirring Up Controversy In Massachusetts

(PCM) The town of New Bedford, Massachusetts is in an uproar over the installation of a scantily-clad, female shaped seagull statue created by artist Donna Dodson. The statue which is named “Seagull Cinderella” feature some rather voluptuous assets and many are deeming the statue to be both inappropriate and offensive. Various social media postings about… Read More