(PCM) A lawyer from Kenya by the name of Felix Kiprono is planning a visit to The States to ask for President Obama’s oldest daughter Malia’s hand in marriage. The lawyer is offering up livestock (50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats) to the President for his blessing of their union.
Kiprono claims that he is in the process of drafting up a letter of intent for President Obama prior to his upcoming visit to The States this coming July. The letter requests that President Obama have Malia accompany Kiprono on his trip. It is Kiprono’s hope that the U.S. Embassy will pass his letter along to Obama, as he plans to hand it off to the U.S. Ambassador, who he claims to have interacted with several times.
In his letter, Kiprono claims that Malia first caught his eye back in 2008 and he has refused to date anyone since he laid eyes on her. Kiprono’s age has not been revealed and his family is assisting him with “raising the bride price”, he also says that he will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman.
Something tells us that Kiprono probably shouldn’t get his hopes up too high! Best of luck buddy!